"I wasn't," he denied. And he got up and got behind Tenten, admiring the thick brown hair for a moment before he slipped his long fingers through it once, pulling down from top to bottom. Not a single tangle. "I mean there was Aunt Mikoto's vase that one time, sure. And maybe I wasn't great at getting out of the way of stuff Kakashi threw at me during training. And sure there was the one... the insignificant two times the library caught on fire. But walking disaster is putting it a little harshly."