"You would believe wrong." His tone turned wry then. "There is myself. I am the Godaime Hokage. After that is the missing nin you know, he's twenty one and rather ill, he lives with mother. There is the eight year old genin, and then there is the girl, who is, I believe, before she was, ah... requested to do unpleasant things at thirteen."
They're not long chapters, I swear!