[Open] ... .... WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?

[whyalwaysme]

He'd been doing his part for Lee's most recent genjutsu, which apparently called for him to be a princess today. Fine, so he could be Nejiko-hime until Lee's point was made! No problem. He could hold an umbrella over himself for the dramatic part of the scene and it would work out.

Still, he'd sighed and closed his eyes, because Lee wasn't being convincing at all today, but when he opened his eyes! It was no good, suddenly all the props were gone and the water falling on him wasn't coming from a hose. Where did everyone go?

He turned in a circle, activating his Byakugan as he spun the sunny red parasol on his hands, but no! No Tenten, no Lee?

DID LEE MANAGE A REAL GENJUTSU?!

The idea stymied him, because that wasn't the point of their show! That made no sense.

Freeing a hand, he put it to his head, trying to understand what just happened.

Comments

[whyalwaysme]

"Definitely not." He narrowed his eyes.

[konohasuperstar]

"Ah~ It hardly matters after all, I do have more admirers than you~"

[whyalwaysme]

"Are you trying to be insulting now?" He narrowed his eyes further. He might not have the biggest fanbase, but there was no need to rub it in! He had quality.

[konohasuperstar]

"If I wanted to be insulting I would have chosen vastly different words." he offered a slightly unsettling grin. "...but I did not."

[whyalwaysme]

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "Fine. What was the point then?"

[konohasuperstar]

"The point? I am the best, of course~" it probably was the point, because they were comparing their spinoff, and his lack of but entirely possible show!

[whyalwaysme]

That made him twitch. "You are not."

[konohasuperstar]

Oh~ he loves these arguments! "Am too~"

[whyalwaysme]

Neji does not. "On what grounds?"

[konohasuperstar]

"You decide what ground, I'll trump you an anyone else right on them~"

[whyalwaysme]

Yep, this is totally his offended face. "Excuse you?"

[konohasuperstar]

"Do I have to explain that?" this is his totally confident shiny face.

[whyalwaysme]

His hands flexed, and then he spun on his heel and turned to start walking away.

[konohasuperstar]

Sasuke then turned towards an imaginary camera and gave a thumbs up. "Tune in next week, for more of the Amazing Adventures of Konoha's Most Dashing Ninja~"

Cue ending theme!