[Open] ... .... WHERE DID EVERYONE GO?

[whyalwaysme]

He'd been doing his part for Lee's most recent genjutsu, which apparently called for him to be a princess today. Fine, so he could be Nejiko-hime until Lee's point was made! No problem. He could hold an umbrella over himself for the dramatic part of the scene and it would work out.

Still, he'd sighed and closed his eyes, because Lee wasn't being convincing at all today, but when he opened his eyes! It was no good, suddenly all the props were gone and the water falling on him wasn't coming from a hose. Where did everyone go?

He turned in a circle, activating his Byakugan as he spun the sunny red parasol on his hands, but no! No Tenten, no Lee?

DID LEE MANAGE A REAL GENJUTSU?!

The idea stymied him, because that wasn't the point of their show! That made no sense.

Freeing a hand, he put it to his head, trying to understand what just happened.

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[konohasuperstar]

Finally, he just couldn't take it and laughed. "Ahahah! You're hilarious!" no, really, he was having too much fun with this. "Wherever you're from, ahah!" oh, did he ever lead him on here. "You should see your face!"

[whyalwaysme]

He managed to fully disengage, hopping back a couple paces and quickly switching his attire back to normal, the dress vanishing who knew where. "That. Was not. Funny."

[konohasuperstar]

Oh, it was funny to him, because he couldn't stop laughing.

"So you -are- Neji. Nice to see back into the right gender, though I kinda think you look nice as a girl~" he winked. "Don't need me as any prince charming? I could narrate a story~"

[whyalwaysme]

"I have a narrator, thank you, though he seems to have decided to take a break from explaining things."

[konohasuperstar]

"Break, hmm? I can take over~"

[whyalwaysme]

He held up his hands in a warding gesture. "No, that won't be necessary."

[konohasuperstar]

"A pity~" he chuckled lightly. "Well, regardless, I hope you'll like it here. You might be confused for a while."

[whyalwaysme]

"And where is... here?"

[konohasuperstar]

"Michi no Sato~" he spread his arms wide. "Peaceful, and no one is like what you expect!"

[whyalwaysme]

"Such as yourself. You always manged dramatic but not... that."

[konohasuperstar]

"Ahahha~ I know. Thank you very much!"

[whyalwaysme]

".... ..... ...... ....."

He couldn't help but stare. "You're... enthusiastic."

[konohasuperstar]

"Yup! You bet I am~ I can sparkle too." he spun on his feet and threw some glittery dust in the air. "You have before your eyes the last Uchiha of Konoha~" a pause. "...in a specific timeline and world, that is~" hey he is still special! "How can I not be enthusiastic? Life is quite wonderful."

[whyalwaysme]

"... ... Why haven't you guest starred like this? Wait. No. Can't outshine Lee."

[konohasuperstar]

"Can't outshine Lee huh?" he actually laughed lightly. "I can, effortlessly~" this was probably why he didn't have his own show. "Maybe I would sign so many autographs that I wouldn't be able throw a kunai right afterwards~"

[whyalwaysme]

"No no no. The show is 'Rock Lee and Pals' not 'The adventures of the missing Uchiha Sasuke' and I like it that way."

[konohasuperstar]

"Oh~ you ahve it wrong~" he purred. "I am not missing at all. in fact it sounds as if I have never been more present~ Isn't it time the last Uchiha get the spotlight?"

[whyalwaysme]

"Uh, no. You already trump in the popularity charts, you don't need more."

[konohasuperstar]

"Do I? Hmmmm~ interesting." A peacock. He was a peacock! "Tell me more about what I trump~"

[whyalwaysme]

He stared at him for a very long moment. "No."

[konohasuperstar]

"Oh, not even if I say please?"

[whyalwaysme]

"Definitely not." He narrowed his eyes.

[konohasuperstar]

"Ah~ It hardly matters after all, I do have more admirers than you~"

[whyalwaysme]

"Are you trying to be insulting now?" He narrowed his eyes further. He might not have the biggest fanbase, but there was no need to rub it in! He had quality.

[konohasuperstar]

"If I wanted to be insulting I would have chosen vastly different words." he offered a slightly unsettling grin. "...but I did not."