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one_long_mission2012-11-28 01:30 am
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[OPEN~] Bollocks
Liuetenant Colonel Uchiha Shisui isn't sure what hit him, but the last thing he was staring at was the tail end of Group Captain Uchiha Itachi's Typhoon F2 (which was a pretty neat beauty, by the way) and then he had glanced down to sneak a peek at the Bermuda Triangle they were flying over. He had just joked about getting sucked into the Triangle and had been in the middle of a ghost story when this happened.
Except he doesn't know what this is.
His baby's down and she's burning, and Shisui scrambles to grab his canteen before she literally explodes.
With the explosion right behind him and just managing to escape, Shisui dives behind a rock to shield himself from the debris and choking air. And yet, amidst all this, he feels the urge to keep himself calm and sane by reaching over to his canteen and unscrewing the cap for a swig of bourbon.
Except, you know, it's drier than the Sahara in there.
He stares down into the empty vessel and clicks his tongue, tasting soot and dirt. "...This isn't even vaguely American, but I'm thinking it's relevant. BOLLOCKS!" What's the worst that could happen, though?
Hm. ...How about standing in unknown territory? No, really. Where was he?
Except he doesn't know what this is.
His baby's down and she's burning, and Shisui scrambles to grab his canteen before she literally explodes.
With the explosion right behind him and just managing to escape, Shisui dives behind a rock to shield himself from the debris and choking air. And yet, amidst all this, he feels the urge to keep himself calm and sane by reaching over to his canteen and unscrewing the cap for a swig of bourbon.
Except, you know, it's drier than the Sahara in there.
He stares down into the empty vessel and clicks his tongue, tasting soot and dirt. "...This isn't even vaguely American, but I'm thinking it's relevant. BOLLOCKS!" What's the worst that could happen, though?
Hm. ...How about standing in unknown territory? No, really. Where was he?
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"Then your little ghost stories held more truth than we suspected." He muttered, letting out a sigh whilst he drew the same sort of conclusions. It didn't feel like anywhere he'd been before.
He was about to start making headway on moving when he saw Shisui bend over, trying not to fret over why he felt the need to - he chose instead to speak up. "... You look more upset about the condoms than the aero-- shit." Instantly he crouched down, smoothing a hand down the back of Shisui's leg in a way that in any other moment would have been the start of something else.
"We have nothing to sterilize that with." He muttered, looking up at Shisui and frowning. "I can't leave it like that."