one_long_mission | Entries tagged with character: uchiha shisui

[ Whoops-a-daisy. Looks like someone suddenly cannot hear. He's in a restaurant, trying to figure out where he can order a burger and fries, talking way too loud at the manager. ]

I'M SORRY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A BURGER AND FRIES. LIKE AT MCDONALD'S! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? YOU GOTTA KNOW! IT WAS HERE BEFORE THE SECOND WORLD WAR-- IN THE 1940'S. IT'S BIG AND RED WITH A BIG YELLOW M! SIMPLE M! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

[ He draws said 'm' in the air with his finger, but good grief, he can't hear a thing! He can't even hear himself! He doesn't even know if he's speaking English anymore. Oh no; that reminds him of something. ]

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?! HELLOOO! I NEED. TO FIND. BURGERS. HAMBURGERS. IT'S-- IT'S A MEAT PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUNS AND SOMETIMES YOU GET CHEESE IN IT. AND POTATOES. DEEP FRIED POTATO CHIPS.

[ Apparently one of the employees recognizes potatoes and happens to hold up a few for Shisui to see. At that, Shisui nods excitedly, beaming because somebody understands! ]

YES! YES, POTATOES!

[ Except the manager is now telling his employee to bag a few potatoes and put it on Shisui's bill. He takes it back. Nobody gets it! ]

NO, NO I DON'T WANT YOUR POTATOES! NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!

DO YOU KNOW COCA-COLA??

[ Halp |: ]

Don't look now, but there's a little someone hiding behind a tree, wiggling his nose as slowly as possible, trying not to sneeze because there's a butterfly on his nose and he doesn't want Obito-nii to find him.

"Go away mister butterfwy..." It was whispered, as quietly as a three year old could. Go away, silly butterfly!

He'd been sent on a mission that had been... well, sidetracked, and wasn't this going to involve some fancy explaining when he got home? He was supposed to be in Suna, and somehow the path had gotten pretty well twisted around.

Great.

But he was a persistent kinda guy, and curious. He could send a report home later, but for now...

For now, just to be on the safe side, he tucked his hitai-ate away and strolled forward, resisting the urge to pull up the Sharingan right now. Better to be unremarkable for the time being, to look like just another dark-haired guy. Until he had a better idea of how he'd wound up her instead of the desert, it wouldn't pay to be too distinctive.

(ooc: Explanation time! Shisui's from an AU where Danzou rules Konoha with an iron fist, all three Sannin run Otogakure more or less jointly, and Itachi took his best friend and little brother and ollied the fuck out of Konoha when things started to get ugly. Shisui's in his early twenties at this point, and has been in Oto for the last few years.)

Liuetenant Colonel Uchiha Shisui isn't sure what hit him, but the last thing he was staring at was the tail end of Group Captain Uchiha Itachi's Typhoon F2 (which was a pretty neat beauty, by the way) and then he had glanced down to sneak a peek at the Bermuda Triangle they were flying over. He had just joked about getting sucked into the Triangle and had been in the middle of a ghost story when this happened.

Except he doesn't know what this is.

His baby's down and she's burning, and Shisui scrambles to grab his canteen before she literally explodes.

With the explosion right behind him and just managing to escape, Shisui dives behind a rock to shield himself from the debris and choking air. And yet, amidst all this, he feels the urge to keep himself calm and sane by reaching over to his canteen and unscrewing the cap for a swig of bourbon.

Except, you know, it's drier than the Sahara in there.

He stares down into the empty vessel and clicks his tongue, tasting soot and dirt. "...This isn't even vaguely American, but I'm thinking it's relevant. BOLLOCKS!" What's the worst that could happen, though?

Hm. ...How about standing in unknown territory? No, really. Where was he?

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One Long Mission

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Entries tagged with character: uchiha shisui

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[OPEN] Because there isn't enough babies-- have a Shisui |:

[OPEN] Wandering into the village

[OPEN~] Bollocks

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