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[corvus_corax]

[ Whoops-a-daisy. Looks like someone suddenly cannot hear. He's in a restaurant, trying to figure out where he can order a burger and fries, talking way too loud at the manager. ]

I'M SORRY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A BURGER AND FRIES. LIKE AT MCDONALD'S! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? YOU GOTTA KNOW! IT WAS HERE BEFORE THE SECOND WORLD WAR-- IN THE 1940'S. IT'S BIG AND RED WITH A BIG YELLOW M! SIMPLE M! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

[ He draws said 'm' in the air with his finger, but good grief, he can't hear a thing! He can't even hear himself! He doesn't even know if he's speaking English anymore. Oh no; that reminds him of something. ]

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?! HELLOOO! I NEED. TO FIND. BURGERS. HAMBURGERS. IT'S-- IT'S A MEAT PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUNS AND SOMETIMES YOU GET CHEESE IN IT. AND POTATOES. DEEP FRIED POTATO CHIPS.

[ Apparently one of the employees recognizes potatoes and happens to hold up a few for Shisui to see. At that, Shisui nods excitedly, beaming because somebody understands! ]

YES! YES, POTATOES!

[ Except the manager is now telling his employee to bag a few potatoes and put it on Shisui's bill. He takes it back. Nobody gets it! ]

NO, NO I DON'T WANT YOUR POTATOES! NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!

DO YOU KNOW COCA-COLA??

[ Halp |: ]

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[whatoncewas]

[Yep, that was Shisui.Yep he was being an obnoxious asshole. She knew how to deal with this. Moving up stealthily behind him she reached out and smacked him upside the head.]

[corvus_corax]

[ Dost thou sneak up on the USAF's elite fighter pilot Uchiha Shisui? Not so fast, sister. Talk to the hand.

....

Yes, that is the back of his hand right there. More like a fist. Though okay, you also got some of his hair. ]

EXCUSE ME?!

[ He didn't hear you coming. Just that his Itachi-senses were tingling |: And you might have got his ear, too, which is why he seems to be rubbing it. ]

Ow. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! CAN'T A GUY ASK DIRECTIONS TO MICKEY D'S? [ By now he has already turned to face her, and this boy was scowling. ]

WHY HELLO TO YOU, TOO, 'TACHI.

[ ... ]

...You look different. Again.

[whatoncewas]

[He arched an eyebrow at him and reached out with her other hand, putting it over his mouth and making eye contact.]

Shisui, you're shouting and being a jerk.

[corvus_corax]

[ And Shisui took the opportunity to like that hand |8 ]

Mrrnf nnrph nnh--!!

[ The hand movements ought to convey the message that he couldn't hear-- but he could read what she was saying. ]

[whatoncewas]

[He is totally unphased by having her hand licked and the unimpressed face, it is all yours.]

Going to stop?

[corvus_corax]

[ Fine. He'll bite.

...Or try to.

But that is the time-out sign he's making with both hands. He'll stop, if he got some cheeseburgers. ]

[whatoncewas]

[She leveled him with an intense stare, then pulled her hands back, waiting.]

[corvus_corax]

[ WELP. Did you think he was going to stop? ;D ]

I CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING! WAS I BEING TOO LOUD?

[ Well at least it was obvious now that he wasn't trying to be obnoxious. That's what he'd like you to think. Not hearing your own voice when you've been hearing it all along was quite the shock. This kind of silence was an alien concept; especially when you knew that something was taken away from you. ]

[whatoncewas]

[Her eyes narrowed, and she leaned in, just shy of too close for him to be able to read her lips.]

If you don't stop shouting you will regret it Shisui.

[corvus_corax]

Okay, okay.

[ He huffed, scowling some more as he reached up to his ears and rubbed them. ]

Better?

[whatoncewas]

[She inclined her head slightly and gave him a smile.]

That's much better.

[corvus_corax]

BUT WHY CAN'T I--?! [ Oops. ]

Er-- Sorry. Why can't I hear? I was fine before I walked in here. The moment I stepped through the doors, bam! Deafening silence. [ Bad puns. ]

[whatoncewas]

Probably a seal. We have a mischief maker who uses them somewhere. [She shrugged it off, not too concerned.]

If it doesn't go away by tommorrow, then worry.

[corvus_corax]

A what? [ What the heck was a seal? Had he read her lips right?

...Hold on a second-- ]

You're telling me a 'seal' did this? [ Oh wow. He's got that 'what do you take me for, an idiot?' look going on. Seals couldn't magically make people deaf, let alone learn how to walk. They waddled. ] Yeah right. What next? Santa is real? We're hanging out with Bigfoot at 5:00?

[ He does sort of already start worrying about the if it doesn't go away part though. ]

[whatoncewas]

[Have her staring at you for a long moment, then looking at his table, putting down money for the bill, grabbing his potatoes in one hand, and his wrist in the other.]

Come.

[She's tugging you out of your chair now Shisui.]

[corvus_corax]

Wait, wha-- Why?

...Are we taking the potatoes? Hey, why are we taking the potatoes? Oh okay, you're paying. That's cool.

[ He doesn't have much of a choice in this matter, so he'll follow~ ]

Where are we going?

[konohasuperstar]

[Oh, now this person sure can talk. Sasuke is only half-aware of just what he is yelling, because he doesn't really know what McDonald's is, or the 1940s. is he talking about the Shinobi World War? The second happened a hecka while ago though hasn't it?

Regardless, he reaches for the pen and notepad he bought earlier today when some strange affliction went unto him and rises out of his chair, scribbling as he walks over to the other.]

-I get it now, you're the guy who stole my voice. Gotta be you cause you're sure talking loud enough for two people- [he shows the text to the other with a an amused grin.]

[shunshinoshishi]

[ Oh hey, it's a chill version of Sasuke. But what was that note-- it didn't even make sense.

Here's just reaching in his pocket for a pen and adding to the note just below Sasuke's: ]

Don't blame me, dude. You sure you didn't lose it because Naruto was banging you last night?

[ Here's returning the grin with one of his own. ]

[konohasuperstar]

[He reads the note, and there is an amused exhaling of air, this assumption of what went on the night before apparently bringing humor.]

Nope, my bed,s only my own, and if this Naruto guy is like what I heard, I think he'd scream the louder of us? Not that I'd know, I have yet to meet him.

[There is a pause, and he quickly adds to the scribbling]

Were you trying to order anything? Pretty sure my method'll work better and have you less starved and angry.

[Oh, he certainly was missing the sound of his voice. He really was. As nice as writing was, it was not doing much to help him in flirting. Quite less an impact...]

[shunshinoshishi]

Nope, pretty sure it was you I heard when I was at your place visiting your brother.

So you haven't met him, huh?

Guess we haven't either.

[ Alright, enough notes for now, he'll just be getting to his feet, then hold his hand out for a handshake. ]

I'M SHISUI. NICE TO MEET YOU. AND YEAH, I WAS TRYING TO GET ME A BURGER AND FRIES BUT I DON'T THINK THEY HAVE THEM HERE.

...I CAN'T READ JAPANESE! [ The menu was all in Japanese D: ]

SO HOW COME YOU CAN'T SPEAK? I WALKED IN HERE AND BAM, CAN'T HEAR A DAMN THING!

[konohasuperstar]

There are a few others of me around, who knows, you might ahve heard them. One of the girl-mes is with a Naruto too, so maybe this was what you heard?

[insert silent laughter here.]

Nice meeting you too. And nah, nothing like burgers or fries here, but they have some pretty great sukiyaki. It's got beef in it. [a pause as he ponders, then writes once more.]

No clue. It's been going on since later this morning, or at least it was around that time that I noticed, since I needed to speak and it just didn't happen.

[corvus_corax]

NOPE, HAVEN'T BUMPED INTO THEM YET-- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THERE ARE GIRL VERSIONS?!

[ Look at his face |: It's going through a myriad of expressions as he tries to imagine Sasuke with boobs. His eyes are on Sasuke's chest right now, eyebrows quirked into weird angles as he lets his imagination run wild. Ahahaha D: ]

THINK I'D BE ABLE TO HEAR AGAIN? IT'S PRETTY DAMN AWKWARD IF YOU ASKED ME. AND SUKIYAKI'S GREAT BUT NOT AS GOOD AS A GOOD OL' HAMBURGER. ANYWAY, THEY GOT THOSE HERE? I MIGHT HAVE SOME. [ Only he doesn't know how to read kanji, so-- ]

[konohasuperstar]

[He knows what you're thinking, Shisui. There isn't much you can think of if you stare -there- after all. He does look intensely amused.]

Hey, even without me being a girl, I am still pretty dashing <3 Besides, I like me as a guy better~

[He pauses for a light, silent chuckle.]

You'll probably hear again, just like I'll talk again. Not sure when though...
I'll see what I can do for your hamburger... let me use my charms~

[And he heads to the ordering counter, scribbles a lot of japanese squigglies Shuisui most likely wouldn't understand, except he'd get the drawn picture of a hamburger, and a few hearts within said squigglies...
He then gives him a thumbs up. There should be something ressembling that being made...]

Who's awesome? Say it~

[corvus_corax]

I AM~ [ Awesome, that is. ] AND YEAH, I CAN TELL YOU LIKE YOURSELF A LOT. MAYBE MORE THAN YOU SHOULD.

[ They better be bringing him a burger and not something ridiculously unrecognizable |:< ]

SO WHAT IS THIS PLACE, JAPAN IN THE '40's OR SOMETHING? THAT ITACHI IMPOSTER GUY SAID IT WAS SOME PLACE CALLED MICHI NO SATO. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

[konohasuperstar]

If I write everything about this weird place I'll have a sore wrist tomorrow. Not sure what that guy said, but it's true.

[he was not writing a novel about this village, maybe once he found his voice he could talk about it, but geez...]

To reiterate: I am awesome, and I do like myself very, very much indeed, thank you~

[and yes, something that did ressemble buns of bread with some meat squeezed in came over. praise be?]