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[corvus_corax]

[ Whoops-a-daisy. Looks like someone suddenly cannot hear. He's in a restaurant, trying to figure out where he can order a burger and fries, talking way too loud at the manager. ]

I'M SORRY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A BURGER AND FRIES. LIKE AT MCDONALD'S! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? YOU GOTTA KNOW! IT WAS HERE BEFORE THE SECOND WORLD WAR-- IN THE 1940'S. IT'S BIG AND RED WITH A BIG YELLOW M! SIMPLE M! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!

[ He draws said 'm' in the air with his finger, but good grief, he can't hear a thing! He can't even hear himself! He doesn't even know if he's speaking English anymore. Oh no; that reminds him of something. ]

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?! HELLOOO! I NEED. TO FIND. BURGERS. HAMBURGERS. IT'S-- IT'S A MEAT PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUNS AND SOMETIMES YOU GET CHEESE IN IT. AND POTATOES. DEEP FRIED POTATO CHIPS.

[ Apparently one of the employees recognizes potatoes and happens to hold up a few for Shisui to see. At that, Shisui nods excitedly, beaming because somebody understands! ]

YES! YES, POTATOES!

[ Except the manager is now telling his employee to bag a few potatoes and put it on Shisui's bill. He takes it back. Nobody gets it! ]

NO, NO I DON'T WANT YOUR POTATOES! NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!

DO YOU KNOW COCA-COLA??

[ Halp |: ]

Comments

[whatoncewas]

[Yep, that was Shisui.Yep he was being an obnoxious asshole. She knew how to deal with this. Moving up stealthily behind him she reached out and smacked him upside the head.]

[konohasuperstar]

[Oh, now this person sure can talk. Sasuke is only half-aware of just what he is yelling, because he doesn't really know what McDonald's is, or the 1940s. is he talking about the Shinobi World War? The second happened a hecka while ago though hasn't it?

Regardless, he reaches for the pen and notepad he bought earlier today when some strange affliction went unto him and rises out of his chair, scribbling as he walks over to the other.]

-I get it now, you're the guy who stole my voice. Gotta be you cause you're sure talking loud enough for two people- [he shows the text to the other with a an amused grin.]