[OPEN~] Bollocks

[corvus_corax]

Liuetenant Colonel Uchiha Shisui isn't sure what hit him, but the last thing he was staring at was the tail end of Group Captain Uchiha Itachi's Typhoon F2 (which was a pretty neat beauty, by the way) and then he had glanced down to sneak a peek at the Bermuda Triangle they were flying over. He had just joked about getting sucked into the Triangle and had been in the middle of a ghost story when this happened.

Except he doesn't know what this is.

His baby's down and she's burning, and Shisui scrambles to grab his canteen before she literally explodes.

With the explosion right behind him and just managing to escape, Shisui dives behind a rock to shield himself from the debris and choking air. And yet, amidst all this, he feels the urge to keep himself calm and sane by reaching over to his canteen and unscrewing the cap for a swig of bourbon. 

Except, you know, it's drier than the Sahara in there.

He stares down into the empty vessel and clicks his tongue, tasting soot and dirt. "...This isn't even vaguely American, but I'm thinking it's relevant. BOLLOCKS!" What's the worst that could happen, though? 

Hm. ...How about standing in unknown territory? No, really. Where was he? 

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[corvus_corax]

"...I'm in the armed forces, what did you expect?" Jeez, just because he wasn't flailing around throwing bombs at ya. He would have fought, but he's not interested in pitching a fight upon arrival when he could get directions to a pub <3 "And I have a fully functional brain, thank you very much. And it's just a second degree burn. I won't get gangrene." Not yet, but soon, of course. But he does lean against that rock and roll up his pants leg.

And Shisui just-- Watch as he blinks and tries to comprehend what he's reading off your lips, Itachi. "You've got to be kidding me. Ninja? No frikkin' way!" Actually, he's rather excited by the prospect. "So do you have shuriken and poof off in a cloud of smoke and make clones of yourself?"

Shisui watches anime... We're off to a wonderful start here |8


ooc: That one is canon!Shisui XD All of 15/16 years old. I also play him blind, in the event that he faked his death and er-- never really died. That was redundant <.<' Played him at Niteo Nix for a bit :3

[youngesthokage]

"Smoke is an indicator that you put too much chakra into your jutsu, actually." It was a murmur as he crouched, re-opening the jar and examining the wound for debris first before anything else. If it was just burns, on the cream would go.

"I prefer kunai to shuriken. Sasuke is the one who is -truly- fond of straight shuriken but, well, swords. As for clones, yes, that's simple enough, if a bit draining. The 'poofing' as you put it, was your specialty, my you that is."