[OPEN~] Bollocks

[corvus_corax]

Liuetenant Colonel Uchiha Shisui isn't sure what hit him, but the last thing he was staring at was the tail end of Group Captain Uchiha Itachi's Typhoon F2 (which was a pretty neat beauty, by the way) and then he had glanced down to sneak a peek at the Bermuda Triangle they were flying over. He had just joked about getting sucked into the Triangle and had been in the middle of a ghost story when this happened.

Except he doesn't know what this is.

His baby's down and she's burning, and Shisui scrambles to grab his canteen before she literally explodes.

With the explosion right behind him and just managing to escape, Shisui dives behind a rock to shield himself from the debris and choking air. And yet, amidst all this, he feels the urge to keep himself calm and sane by reaching over to his canteen and unscrewing the cap for a swig of bourbon. 

Except, you know, it's drier than the Sahara in there.

He stares down into the empty vessel and clicks his tongue, tasting soot and dirt. "...This isn't even vaguely American, but I'm thinking it's relevant. BOLLOCKS!" What's the worst that could happen, though? 

Hm. ...How about standing in unknown territory? No, really. Where was he? 

Maps!

[skeren]

Due to popular demand, I have made a general map of the village of Michi no Sato!

I only added the characters of which I was absolutely certain of their place of residence, so if you want your character added to it, just tell me and I will gladly stick you on there on the blue box (or for business owners) the red x of your choice!

I tried not to get -too- detailed as I want you guys to have free reign, but the frequent confusion over 'so and so lives on which side of the village?' was easy enough to solve by giving you a map to look at.

( There be a map! )

Also, if any of you wish to add a map of your own, be it a house floor plan or something else entirely, here would be the place to link it.

Updated: September 27th, 2013

[Open] From the Above

[extinguished_hope]

Ah, the Great Bonfire. Located in the middle of the village, people gathered to watch fire reach up to the skies and lighten the paths of those that got lost.

He didn't consider himself lost. He considered himself trapped in this so-called village. It was so peaceful, so calm, so ordinary... so out of place and time. And Neji knew that he died. Why was he here again, he didn't know.

Thoughts like that plagued his mind day after day. And even the great Bonfire didn't bring him any calm or answers he searched for.
And so he wondered, while seated on highest house in the village, watching the fire and people, should he try and find route out of here? He wants to rest...

[All and anyone~ Thredjacks allowed~~]